December 2011
madonna-whore:
poeravencrow:
madonna-whore:
going back to the root beer cum thing
i would give blowjobs for free honestly
my boyfriend would be like the luckiest guy ever honeslty
root beer is the BEST
Wait, what just happe-FUCK IT I’M GOING TO THE STORE
wait blowjobs aren’t free? WOAH WOAH WOAH, YOU GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DO.
well, your blowjobs are free
Oh ok, that’s ok I...
madonna-whore:
going back to the root beer cum thing
i would give blowjobs for free honestly
my boyfriend would be like the luckiest guy ever honeslty
root beer is the BEST
Wait, what just happe-FUCK IT I’M GOING TO THE STORE
wait blowjobs aren’t free? WOAH WOAH WOAH, YOU GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DO.
Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
There's something about having quirky friends
Me: So, What's up?
Aryan: Oh, nothin' much. Just programming, thinking of how hilarious it would be to have strip quiz bowl
IT'S A VALID THOUGHT.
2008: wow i was so stupid last year
2009: wow i was so stupid last year
2010: wow i was so stupid last year
2011: wow i was so stupid last year
picturesofwar:
It’s sort of ironic that Chairman Mao’s birthday coincides with the 20th anniversary of the Soviet Union’s breakup.
I wonder if the Marxismlenninismwhatever blog will be covering that.
These are the posts I make when I drink on Christmas.
noexplanationneeded said: I see you drivin down...
Forget yoououoouuuu
Can’t wait to show off my girlfriend around town tomorrow :D
